Tayanan: Ahem. I'd like to call this meeting to session.

Crowd: Shhh... Oh it's starting.

Tayanan: Thank you all for being here for the...ahh...500th time. Heh. Topic of discussion: "the unprecendented rise in crime across the systems." Who would like to begin?

The crowds burst into screaming and yelling. Everyone is speaking at once, competing with one another to be heard.

Tayanan: Oh dear...